boak!


EDIT: You're all a shower of Phoneticist cunts!
(Sat 12th Apr 2008, 1:52, More)

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(Wed 21st Nov 2007, 0:43, More)

Tenuous
robot connection...

repostulated compost
(Sun 4th Nov 2007, 0:27, More)

Sort of spooneristic*
repostulated compost...


*may not actually be true
(Sun 28th Oct 2007, 14:19, More)

Apologies to
the good people of glassgay

(Sun 1st Jul 2007, 14:18, More)

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(Wed 7th Mar 2007, 0:45, More)

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(Sun 11th Feb 2007, 2:52, More)

Gah! Words!

(Thu 14th Dec 2006, 12:55, More)

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(Sat 23rd Sep 2006, 13:34, More)

silliness...

(Mon 10th Apr 2006, 17:46, More)

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(Mon 3rd Apr 2006, 13:25, More)

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(Wed 22nd Mar 2006, 12:13, More)

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(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 13:08, More)

Oh
go on then..

(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 16:10, More)

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Does anyone actually call their dog Rover any more?

(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 15:46, More)

Poor
Jimmy doesn't stand a chance against their corporate muscle...


(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 11:31, More)

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*runs away*
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 14:17, More)

Happy
bloody Fathers' Day :¬(


(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 12:08, More)

If anyone
needs me...



...I'll be in Hull!
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 17:03, More)

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(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 10:25, More)

Yay,
puppet porn...


(Tue 29th Mar 2005, 11:44, More)

Top
of the 'ning to one and all!




cfb
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 9:19, More)

Poor
bugger, never stood a chance...


(Fri 14th Jan 2005, 12:22, More)

Bored,
bored, bored, bored, bored!


(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 13:55, More)

When will I,
will I be famous?♫



When you're the subject of a b3ta compo.


FP! Ta muchly.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 12:18, More)

Alton Towers,
the early years...



Feeling a tad blasphemous today.

EDIT: Thanks for the FP.
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 13:21, More)

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FP! Many thanks.
(Thu 8th Jul 2004, 11:41, More)

Gettin'
stronger...




Edit: FP - thank you all!
(Mon 26th Apr 2004, 9:28, More)

get your
own back on the tourists...


(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 2:41, More)

sorry,
just playing with my "thud" tool...


Oh,er missus, he said "thud tool"!!!

Edit: An FP! Thank you all!
(Wed 11th Feb 2004, 16:21, More)

a date
in history


(Tue 10th Feb 2004, 15:56, More)

bit obvious
really


(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 13:14, More)

the force is
with her



Wow, my first FP, thanks!
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 11:27, More)

» My first love

It's
name was beer, and we've been together ever since.
(Tue 25th Oct 2005, 10:52, More)

» My first experience of porn

Back in the days when "this woz all fields"...
a mate of mine's family were the first in the street to get one of those new fangled video recorders. This was very new stuff, there wasn't even any video rental shops yet, but his family had a bit of money and were happy to boast to the various Smiths and Joneses around them about their new purchase. Within days of its arrival, my mate discovered that his dad had already amassed a whole wardrobeful (I kid you not, it filled his wardrobe) of hard-core porn before anyone else in the street even had a player. Well needless to say, we saw no need for school any more and got all our education from that machine.
(Sun 28th Jan 2007, 23:05, More)

» Slang Survey

"half-a-head"
self expanatory!

edit/ just in case it isn't (self expanatory), it means fuck-wit!
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 3:09, More)