
and if those girls are virgins, they're probably ugly
edit: or illegal
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:20,
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edit: or illegal

*where Glaswegian is a randomly selected town for the purposes of light wit and no actual slight to the city's womenfolk is intended.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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that we should all get to form a queue and slap them on the burnt bits. It's only fair.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:22,
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so glad I've left that city.
If you've seen one orange slapper with blonde highlights, you've seen them all. (I'm sure that there are attractive girls in glasgow really...)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:25,
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If you've seen one orange slapper with blonde highlights, you've seen them all. (I'm sure that there are attractive girls in glasgow really...)

this is brilliant - *click* cause it needs a push!
Woo Yay!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:12,
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Woo Yay!

but really hasn't enjoyed it. He's suffering from second degree Burns.
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his name was Sinje Majeep and he's been arrested for possession of a pair of fire arms and for smoking in public...
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I actually spluffed what I was drinking when i saw that!
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