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# was created in a laboratory in the late 19th century as a cure for knob-rot. When the experiment failed, he escaped during a radioactive thunderstorm and was endowed with magical powers. Using these extraordinary powers, he was responsible for 97.8% of all crimes committed during the 20th century and also the invention of celery. When his powers faded in 1975, he shrunk to the size of an onion. Through hard work and effort he has reached the extravagant length of 182cm. Through lack of hard work and effort, his waistline is precisely half this. He currently weighs 94kg. When he gets to 100kg, he will have a party and you're all invited. He sleeps for up to 15 hours a day and he once swallowed a dehumidifier to win a bet with Ghandi. He was last seen living in a cardboard box underneath the Humber Bridge. He doesn't eat cornflakes.

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How do you know when your sister is on?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.




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(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 0:36, More)