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Joisms
You've never met idiocy until you've met my friend Jo. here are a few of her blinders;

"I love food, it's the only thing I eat"

Upon phoning my landline in my house, "Have you left yet?"

and the very best

Her mobile phone went off in our local and one of the regulars enquired as to her ringtone "Is that the william tell overture?", "no" she replied "it's my phone"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 18:00, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

my last i promise
What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?
A dead epileptic
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:15, More)

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and another
What's the best thing about shagging twenty two year olds? There are twenty of them
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:14, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

hitler-radcliffe
Why is Hitler a better person than Paula Radcliffe?
At least Hitler tried to finish a race. I'm going to hell now aren't I
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:13, More)