b3ta.com user NewWhit : Paul Club
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I'm NewWhit- slightly smaller and more female version of my older (and more computer literate) brother and fellow B3TA-person, OldWhit (who came 2nd in the "One Million Years BC Challenge"! Yay!)

I'm an honorary Paul (founded by Devil Duck and Koit with me as the maiden-member)

This is my cat.

As you can see by her eyes.
She *will* kill you.
Ohh, i've been in the newsletter too, I was beaten by a Ninja for the shakey-cola-can-thing.

Fantastically done by sticky label

My eye, as beautifully drawn by Sticky Label(thank youuuuu!)

-Harriet underscore bp at hotmail dot com.

Recent front page messages:


Best answers to questions:

» Your Revenge Stories

A girl once told me my boyfriend was ugly
So in revenge, I took her boyfriend.
Seems only fair.
(Sun 16th May 2004, 10:24, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

When I was 7..
My big brother told me that a lesbian was someone who ate puppies (a fact that I proudly told people at my school until I was 11)
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 14:53, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Not me..
but it happened to me. My dog had died on a Saturday morning and in the afternoon I went to my boyfriends house. Whilst waiting at the dinner table, I was studying the tablemats which have puppies on them. My boyfriend's best friend pointed to the puppies, and loudly remarked "they're probably dead and in hell". Wasn't so funny at the time.
Much more amusing now.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 20:38, More)