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» Shoddy Presents
My worst present was given to me by a Shopping Mall Santa.....
I was too young to remember, but this is what mum tells me happened. I know it's true because the photo was brought out for my 21st birthday.
I had shoulder-length hair at the time.
The conversation between Mum and Santa went like this:
Santa: What a lovely girl. What's her name?
Mum: HIS name is Adam!
Santa: That is such a beautiful name.
Santa gave me a packet of "shopping accessories", which contained a handbag, dangly ear-rings (Shut up! It was the 80s!) and a necklace, which was all pink.
Although my mum came very close to matching it 2 years ago by giving me a "Garden Fairies" calendar (with the 99 cent "clearance" sticker still attached) and a can of deoderant.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 11:27, More)
My worst present was given to me by a Shopping Mall Santa.....
I was too young to remember, but this is what mum tells me happened. I know it's true because the photo was brought out for my 21st birthday.
I had shoulder-length hair at the time.
The conversation between Mum and Santa went like this:
Santa: What a lovely girl. What's her name?
Mum: HIS name is Adam!
Santa: That is such a beautiful name.
Santa gave me a packet of "shopping accessories", which contained a handbag, dangly ear-rings (Shut up! It was the 80s!) and a necklace, which was all pink.
Although my mum came very close to matching it 2 years ago by giving me a "Garden Fairies" calendar (with the 99 cent "clearance" sticker still attached) and a can of deoderant.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 11:27, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Queen - Bisexual Race
If there was one Queen song bad enough to make a dirty parody of, it's Bicycle Race. I made it up after I heard for the first time about Freddie's preference for men.
"All I wanna do is......bisexuals! Bisexuals! Bisexuals!
I want to ride my bisexual,
I want to ride my bi.
I want to ride my bisexual,
I want to ride him where I lie."
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 8:42, More)
Queen - Bisexual Race
If there was one Queen song bad enough to make a dirty parody of, it's Bicycle Race. I made it up after I heard for the first time about Freddie's preference for men.
"All I wanna do is......bisexuals! Bisexuals! Bisexuals!
I want to ride my bisexual,
I want to ride my bi.
I want to ride my bisexual,
I want to ride him where I lie."
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 8:42, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
Heh heh heh, he said "boner".
I've just got a job at a meat processing plant and I'm going to be paid to be a boner.
(Wed 6th Oct 2004, 20:06, More)
Heh heh heh, he said "boner".
I've just got a job at a meat processing plant and I'm going to be paid to be a boner.
(Wed 6th Oct 2004, 20:06, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
b3ta has fucked with my head............
I was reading the "Wanking Disasters" question, and came across Shrub Rocketeer's reply.
Now everytime I hear "Just A Little" by Liberty X, it makes me think of wanking.
Not of doing it, just wanking in general.
(Tue 29th Mar 2005, 7:29, More)
b3ta has fucked with my head............
I was reading the "Wanking Disasters" question, and came across Shrub Rocketeer's reply.
Now everytime I hear "Just A Little" by Liberty X, it makes me think of wanking.
Not of doing it, just wanking in general.
(Tue 29th Mar 2005, 7:29, More)