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Well, I have been lurking for long enough. Too long, some might say.

I am seventeen (no, really), living in the bleak land that is Ingerlandy, and studying Arse Levels, or something. Who knows? Not me.



Sometimes I have green hair. Sometimes I don't.

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» Shoddy Presents

Puddles
Last year for my birthday, I was given a puddle. Scooped up in a jar. There was a note tied round it, saying 'don't forget to feed your new puddle!'
Eh?
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 18:35, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's worse than finding half a maggot in your apple?
Gangrape.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:17, More)

» Lost...

The Game
I've lost the game, goddammit. You know what I'm talking about...
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 18:42, More)

» Failed

Well
On Tuesday, I will be failing my driving test. Again. For the fourth time.

I wonder how many tests I can take before they chain me up, steal my car, and refuse to let me behind the wheel.

I hate examiners.
(Sun 7th Jan 2007, 23:49, More)

» I'm an expert

I'm
An expert in pretending to be a kettle.

I can do the whistling boiled kettle noise, too.

It's really, really... useful.
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 9:24, More)
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