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If you really REALLY have nothing better to do, you can talk to me at negativehumanity at hotmail dot com.

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» Impromptu Games You Play

Well...
there's the hilariously amusing 'crack as many joints as possible' game. Most people can only manage the knuckles- the current champion can do every finger in three different ways, their elbows, neck, spine, ankles, and toes.
Shoe Theft Auto is a personal favourite. Steal as many shoes from other people's feet as possible before they gang up and maul you.
The tomato game- perform a series of totally stupid gestures, and fold your arms at the end. Then challenge people to copy you. Nobody ever notices the arm folding, so you end up with huge groups of people screaming abuse at you because you say they're doing it wrong.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 17:25, More)

» Breakin' The Law

Shiny exploding things and Bacardi Breezers
After going to see some fireworks (after a 2km or so walk), myself and a few mates all begin to return home, swigging as we go. One of us suggests we stop for a rest in a park we were passing. Me and another mate (for balance) happily spinning round at vision-blurring speed on a kiddies' roundabout (the sort with little bucket seats).

I utter the famous line (while pointing to people as they spin past) "There's someone, there's someone... and there's someone with a flashlight... er... uh oh." (I was pissed, OK? I know it's a torch really. Eesh.)

After being told that 'responsible adults' (age 16) shouldn't be playing with the equipment, we note that a couple of our friends have attempted to leg it rather than be interviewed. Due to their alcohol-soaked reflexes, they couldn't get over the fence, and got searched. Luckily we'd already drunk everything and chucked the bottles. Hehe.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 21:01, More)

» Irrational Fears

I think I'm below the general standard of weirdness on here...
I've always had problems eating meat. If there's any gristle or bones or anything in it, I just have to pick it out of my mouth and bin it... This also applies to joints, like ddrumsticks... even if someone picks all the meat off for me, I can't eat it.
My sister claims that the songs "I wish it could be christmas everyday" and that other one they always roll out at xmas give her a headache. Xmas shopping is fun. Not. She will literally run as far away as possible and cover her ears.
A girl I know hates balloons popping. All you have to do is hold one up with a threatening look on your face and she hides behind the nearest person. Hehe.
Oh, and having one of those electric razor things they have at hairdressers pressed against my neck makes me feel all tingly. Not in a good way either. /shudders
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 22:28, More)