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18 year old A level Student.
I'm from Middlesbrough! It IS shit!

Email: James_wright72(at)hotmail(dot)com

Stuff I made that is not shite

(Not appearing as Davros, apparently)

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» My Worst Vomit

This is the reason
why I'm banned from every Riley's Snooker/Pool place in the UK.

A few months ago, it was a friend of mine's birthday, and i got utterly shitfaced on vodka before going out for a game of pool.

Upon entering the Rileys all i did was flash my membership card and they let me in, no bouncers or anything to see that i really was very drunk.

I played a first game of pool (i cant remember who won or whatever... only i carried on drinking) and eventually i was staggering. I fell into someone elses pool table and was abruptly sick all over it.

Wiping the vom from my mouth, as the two people using the table got slightly angry i had been sick on their table, caused quite a stir, one of the blokes decided to hit me, which was a foolish mistake and i was then sick on him rather violently,

By now some of the staff had come out to stop the commotion, one of them sat me down and gave me a drink of water. I had another technecolour yawn into the glass, and it kind of arched out in a fan spraying everything in a radius, including the staff member who was trying to help me

Rather angry, he demanded my Membership card, which i fumbled around for and produced, he put the details into the computer (while i was sitting in a perpetual puddle of my own sick) and told me i had a lifetime ban on me and ripped up my membership card.

My mates, of course, found this hugely hilarious as i staggered out into the street (and was only slightly sick again on the stairs down to the street - there wasnt much stuff left in me) however i thought it best if i attempted to go home.

My only thanking - I didnt throw up in the taxi.
(Thu 19th Aug 2004, 21:24, More)

» Shoddy Presents

My ex-girlfriend
Gave me crabs
(Sat 25th Sep 2004, 15:51, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Whats brown, hairy and slides down a tree?
a monkey's misscarrage
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What is 12 inches long, blue and makes women scream all night?

Cot Death
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:27, More)

» Near Death Experiences

I had a premonition this would be the new Question of the Week

pity that one isn't still open...
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 1:42, More)
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