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» World's Sickest Joke

Heh
How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell her to clap till her daddy comes home.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 22:57, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Paul Zennon &Toby Anstis
Uppon getting wasted on 1.50 a pint O snake bite (at the Gloucester Brightonians ;D ) I walked up to Paul Zennon and told him he was a crap magician, he then proceded to chat up one of my friends, and he didn't even show us a trick, bastard!!!!

Ant a uni freshers ball, free dinks all night, I found the need to aquire a trophy photo of me swearing at Toby Anstis who was the comedy host of the 'entitainment'. As I stormed towards the chap, brandishing my middle digit, his bouncers hurried him away, I got the fucking photo tho!

Who do these people think they are =/
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 0:39, More)

» Pet Names

My Friend
Had a goldfish called Pinky Tractor

wotta bumgay!
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 14:44, More)