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Male - 26 - Finchley - London

Mictoboy did this of me!


Our Band - If you like your metal hard and a laugh and a giggle you'll love this!

my old band - jokes aplenty!

The mighty Evil_Badger hard at work

A cup of...
My Leaving Email By Evil_Badger

A cup of...
Mictoboy did this of me!



Mumcuss By Evil_Badger

Wizard of Gid
Mumcuss By Evil_Badger

Mumcuss By Evil_Badger

Mumcuss By Evil_Badger



Man Milk

I Love Men



A wierd - yet amazing poem by Kitten:-

"What a rush.
I think I have a crush on you.
Let's go brush up against
each other in a bush,
where we will mush
until I shall splush all over your face."

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Best answers to questions:

» Have you ever started a fire?

Fire Face
I set fire to my friend Craig's face. Cos he was an ugly cnut. he wasnt to happy and put me in traction for a month.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:27, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

i forgot!!
dont ever forget the one where my dad confirmed to me that if i just let myself go the bike would drive itself. So i shouldnt be scared and i should go for it.

Probably a great way to instill confidence.... or in my case putting me in traction for 3 months.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:39, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Lying Goits
When I was a kid my dad told me that electricity pylons were actually called "lifters" and were used in extreme car crashes to lift wrecks off roads. Scared the hell outta me.

Also when I asked about why i had no money from the tooth fairy, he told me that there was no tooth fairy, but that Mr Jack (my goldfish) crawled out of his tank at night and stole the teeth. I hated that fish from then on until i found out the truth and then I had the biggest guilt trip.

(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:30, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

I'm a master :)

what did the Deaf Dumb Blind girl get for xmas?

Whats the best thing about fucking 28yr olds?
there are 20 of them

Whats the best thing about shagging an 8 year old girl?
You can roll her over and pretend its an 8 year old boy.

A man takes his girl home one night and decides that this would be a great day to have sex with her for the first time. SO hand in hand they go upstairs and get in to bed. As he starts to slide his cock in to her she screams "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!". WHAT THE FUCK says the man and rushes to the toilet to get his KY Jelly. coming back he slaps a bit on and proceeds to start poking again. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!". For fucks sake says the man and dishes on the whole tube of KY. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG" GODAMMIT says the man and proceeds to get every wet thing he can find in the house - toothpaste, mustard, ketchup, cooking oiletc and slaps it ALL on. As he tries to bone her again she yells "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH thats fucking excruciating!!!!"
- "wow" said the man "thats a big word for a 5 year old"

I thank you
I am available for bahmitzphas and funerals
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 16:59, More)