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Me; used to have a life, now a complulsive F5er.




and by Granma Of Shoes...

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By dark side of the spoon.

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» Your Revenge Stories

I really didn't get on with my sister when i was young.....
so i went into her condom drawer, armed with a sowing needle. I carefully put the pin in at the side of the wrappers, and poked about in it for a few seconds. On every fucking condom in the drawer.

My niece is a lovely girl though.....
(Sat 15th May 2004, 12:43, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

When i was
younger, I did odd jobs, grass cutting etc in an old womans house. Anyway, after a while, she stopped paying for these things, but made me the odd cup of tea, before eventually telling me she was leaving me 50 on her will. At 13, this sounded fucking brill, except I'm now 20, and she's still kicking around, fine health, no doubt duping some other kid into cutting her grass ad changing lightbulbs for her.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 13:48, More)

» Pet Names

Not so much a name
but a lack of one.

We had the usual household arguements over what to call our new kitten, but we kinda got bored of argueing, and eventually, the cat was simply refered to as the cat. We gave him away to someone when he was 5 as we were moving, and they named him Tigger. How fucking typical.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 21:20, More)

» Slang Survey

Glasgow has a few
but some of the nescessaries;

Ned - scummy teenager, burberry baseball cap on, trousers tucked into socks.
Yer Maw - an answer to everything you dont know how to answer (ie, "i really think you should start washing more often" "yer maw"
will think of more
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 14:52, More)