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» Old People Talk Bollocks
My Dad
once referred to 'Saving Private Ryan' as 'Looking for Captain Hanks'.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 15:19, More)
My Dad
once referred to 'Saving Private Ryan' as 'Looking for Captain Hanks'.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 15:19, More)
» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
A hot chocolate mug
that kind of pulsates at the base, thereby keeping all the undissolved granules in suspension, avoiding the 'too sweet at bottom' problem. Also useful for other 'add liquid to powder' drinks, and to those who have too much sugar in tea.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 12:33, More)
A hot chocolate mug
that kind of pulsates at the base, thereby keeping all the undissolved granules in suspension, avoiding the 'too sweet at bottom' problem. Also useful for other 'add liquid to powder' drinks, and to those who have too much sugar in tea.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 12:33, More)
» Booze Related Disasters
When England beat Germany 5-1 in the world cup
I remember drinking all day. My memory fails after paying £79 for a bottle of champagne. I have no recollection of the next few hours, and came round walking down the street. I jumped on a random bus. After quite a long time I suddenly regained some sense and realised all the houses we were passing looked quite large. From this I determined I was in West London. I needed to be in the East. So I got off the bus. The next few hours were spent wandering aimlessly or sitting on the pavement. I then flagged a black cab, but when the driver asked me where I wanted to go, I couldn't remember the name of the place in which I'd been living on and off for years, so I just stood there and smiled.
I finally remembered 'Stratford'. The driver didn't turn on the meter. After arriving, when he asked for the fare, I couldn't focus on my notes so I threw them all at him. I got out and walked in the wrong direction. When I got to Plaistow I realised my mistake. I got home at 4:30am. My girlfriend began screaming at me because she "was so worried." I just stood and smiled. I then sat on a chair in the hallway with my jeans and shorts round my ankles and pissed. I think I thought it was the toilet. I'd spent around £300. The hangover lasted for 3 days.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 14:11, More)
When England beat Germany 5-1 in the world cup
I remember drinking all day. My memory fails after paying £79 for a bottle of champagne. I have no recollection of the next few hours, and came round walking down the street. I jumped on a random bus. After quite a long time I suddenly regained some sense and realised all the houses we were passing looked quite large. From this I determined I was in West London. I needed to be in the East. So I got off the bus. The next few hours were spent wandering aimlessly or sitting on the pavement. I then flagged a black cab, but when the driver asked me where I wanted to go, I couldn't remember the name of the place in which I'd been living on and off for years, so I just stood there and smiled.
I finally remembered 'Stratford'. The driver didn't turn on the meter. After arriving, when he asked for the fare, I couldn't focus on my notes so I threw them all at him. I got out and walked in the wrong direction. When I got to Plaistow I realised my mistake. I got home at 4:30am. My girlfriend began screaming at me because she "was so worried." I just stood and smiled. I then sat on a chair in the hallway with my jeans and shorts round my ankles and pissed. I think I thought it was the toilet. I'd spent around £300. The hangover lasted for 3 days.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 14:11, More)