» Pure Ignorance

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I once knew a guy who didn't know what a douche was (he thought it was simply a synonym for idiot).

upon hearing the real definition, he exclaimed "no, no... that's a doich."

I then had to explain to him what Deutsche meant...
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 6:21, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Veal.
I had the misfortune to eat it once or twice as a child, eventually convinced myself I was eating another human child.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 19:15, More)

» Useless Information

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the pinchable bit of skin covering the point of your elbow is called a weenis.

also a handy word to yell in public places.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 4:46, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

I think the guy actually ate most of the salad later, but this has not been confirmed
A friend of mine, Eric, went to visit a buddy of his who had recently done something to piss him off. At some point he waited till no one was looking, opened the fridge, saw a salad sitting there, and promptly took a piss right into it. He shut the door and left the kitchen as if nothing had happened.
Later, as he was relating this to me, he snickered and said "There's a nice vinaigrette for you..."
(Fri 14th May 2004, 17:58, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

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A friend in a drunken stupor once said that he'd had a great idea: a flashlight with a laser pointer attached to the top..."to aim"

...logic escapes him
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 6:11, More)