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Thank you all for making each day more fluffy than the last

Email theartofxen swirly a gmail dot com if for some reason you want to chat . Also trying to see if there is enough of us over here to have a Northern Ireland B3ta party. Get in contact if you'd be interested


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A Rum and Monkey crime.

is a Giant Bee that is in League with Dark Forces, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has Webbed Feet.

Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 10

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Skulking through the plains, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh The Art Of Xen! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you into your own personal hell, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

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» Your Revenge Stories

When in uni
We put a deposit on a flat but the letting agent decided to give it to someone else. When we called in to pick up the keys, the twunt had given the flat to someone else. So we cursed the cocking fuck and on the way out picked up one of his brochures. Then spent the next few days driving around the city removing all of his To Let signs from all his houses
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:10, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My great gran (RIP)
was always old and mad as a hatter as long as I can remember. When I was young we were over visiting and I found a room upstairs full of toys. I was having a great time playing and stuff when she came bursting in saying she was going to call the sheriff (kinda strange i live in Northern Ireland) and have me executed because I was a nazi. She died about 5 years ago and she had scared me so much that her funeral was the first time I had saw her since. Stupid old bat
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 14:58, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Really low hanging baggy trousers and a slightly short t-shirt showing the lower part of the belly.

Also stroking the little ridge where the belly and the hip meet

Girls playing guitar.

Suspenders and stockings.

a whole big pile of other stuff.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 13:20, More)

» Irrational Fears

Ever since I was young i have had a fear of albino rabbits. The little bastards seem to follow me everywhere I go and i am convinced they are forming an army that will one day attack all the major capitals of the world and eat everyones toes. I also have a recurring dream where white bunnies of varying sizes are chasing me, strangely the large ones are being ridden by domo.

I need help i know but just watch for the sinister look in the eyes.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 16:07, More)