» My Wanking Disasters

Now let that be a lesson
This kid at my school was having a sneaky wank at the back of the class, and would have got away with it, but for one thing. He turned a deathly shade of white and screamed as he had managed to get his pods twisted around each other. Much to the young man's embarassment he was carted off to hospital, where he not only had to explain to the staff and his parents what had happened, but for this sin ended up having one of his bollocks removed.
He also had to suffer the embarrassment of going through the rest of his school days with the nick name "Womble". 'Cos he only had OneBall.
Wanker.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 18:45, More)

» Irrational Fears

My friend
has several odd fears. He's scared of sleeping in the nude, even with his wife in the bed, as he says he will wake up with his testicles tangled together, and his ball bag will blow up to the size of a balloon. He has a fear of vaginas that are not symmetrical, and he used to be scared of meringues, but we he got over that one eventually.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 6:48, More)

» Irrational Hatred

The sound of a fizzy drink being poured into a glass
Like on an ad on the radio for beer or coke or whatever, the closer it gets to the top of the glass...
...makes me want to peel my scalp off from the back.
(Mon 4th Apr 2011, 22:03, More)