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I am 36 years old.

I am very tall but sadly am not as slim as I used to be.

I am a civil servant living in London & my username can be found on various music/chat sites, including Popbitch.

Very occasionally Terry Wogan will read out one of my emails. I have a TOGS sweatshirt.

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» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

Not my job at all, but I have heard stories socially from various nurses - the 2nd one not from experience!

If you are a fit young man in hospital with a knee injury, you will probably be asked to undress more than is strictly necessary for your treatment. Also you may well find while you are lying there, lots of nurses will pop in to see how you are or get something from the cupboard next to your bed.

If you are a man who gets an erection during a bed bath and the nurse doesn't like you, she may well "accidentally" knock it the wrong way which will be very painful.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 14:52, More)

» Terrible Parenting

Is this a Madelene McCann reference?

Mod edit: Crikey! No! What is it with you people? :)
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 10:09, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Job application
Recently I was thinking of applying for an internal job move, so emailed the relevant person asking if they wanted to come over to me and set up an informal chat. Unfortunately I missed out the word "to"...
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 14:50, More)

» Heckles

I have never heard a funny heckler,
but a year ago I went to Jongleurs (Battersea) a lot. There was a particular comedianne, Maggie someone (?) who joked that she was very middle class and dressed like she was in "The Mikado". If someone tried to heckle her, especially if they were drunk, she would repeat it with tongue stuck behind lower lip in best belming fashion and then with a broad grin say "I'm sorry, I don't speak pissed cunt."
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 14:41, More)

» Weddings

On my sister's wedding video
During the film of the service, my dad can clearly be seen paying the vicar.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 10:19, More)
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