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Oh to have been there
A few years ago my Granny offered to buy me some perfume for Christmas and asked me what I wanted. I said 'Eternity'.

She spent a whole afternoon looking but gave up because nowhere sold it.

Apparently, she'd gone in every chemists in town demanding they sell her Ecstasy, which she wanted to give to her teenage grand-daughter.

She's a formidable woman, my granny, and she said she shouted at one "gormless shop-girl" who seemed to find this amusing...
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 11:06, More)