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» Embarrassing Injuries

Male Strippers + Vodka. Oh, shit.
I went to a Chippendale's show with a bunch of women on one of their birthdays.

Not a regular vodka drinker, I thought I'd play Hilton Sister and start stuffing down Stoli and Red Bulls. The bartenders were pouring heavy, the bastards.

It was all good fun until I tripped over the edge of the stage during "Dance With The Himbos" and did a flying punkesque dive across 15 feet of real estate.

The blackened gouge on my right shin, it appears, will be permanent. I tell people I tripped on the steps at Kerry-Edwards HQ.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 0:06, More)