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» Embarrassing Injuries
Rolling Bed
I got a new bed. Old one was lying around. Being an ensemble, it had wheels on the bottom "half". Mates and I take it out onto the street (nice hill), and try to ride it. All the wheels crack/smash etc. Replace the wheels with four skateboards. Back onto the street. Bed rolls 30m or so down the road, straight into a driveway. As the bed hits, two of us try and ride it out. One of us tried to bail. Unfortunately he jumped in front of the bed. Bed keeps sliding, he takes two steps on the ground, then the bed is back underneath him. This causes him to fall forwards, bed stops, then he stops, only after hitting a small boulder the neighbours have in their garden. Two weeks of "this is still sore". Finally goes to the doctors, fractured arm. 10 weeks in plaster. Great fun explaining to everyone how he broke his arm riding a bed
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 5:55, More)
Rolling Bed
I got a new bed. Old one was lying around. Being an ensemble, it had wheels on the bottom "half". Mates and I take it out onto the street (nice hill), and try to ride it. All the wheels crack/smash etc. Replace the wheels with four skateboards. Back onto the street. Bed rolls 30m or so down the road, straight into a driveway. As the bed hits, two of us try and ride it out. One of us tried to bail. Unfortunately he jumped in front of the bed. Bed keeps sliding, he takes two steps on the ground, then the bed is back underneath him. This causes him to fall forwards, bed stops, then he stops, only after hitting a small boulder the neighbours have in their garden. Two weeks of "this is still sore". Finally goes to the doctors, fractured arm. 10 weeks in plaster. Great fun explaining to everyone how he broke his arm riding a bed
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 5:55, More)
» Slang Survey
Aussie Slang
Smoke The Bone (as in - do you smoke the bone -asked if a friend is being "gay/retarded")
Badly Packed Kebab (female genitilia)
Pinger - MDMA cap.(I got some pingers, hes pinging...)
Dance Commander (electric six again - used to indicate someone is pinging off their tits and dancing like a demon)
Cheeky - Q-"anyone want a beer?" A-"just a cheeky one"
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 5:41, More)
Aussie Slang
Smoke The Bone (as in - do you smoke the bone -asked if a friend is being "gay/retarded")
Badly Packed Kebab (female genitilia)
Pinger - MDMA cap.(I got some pingers, hes pinging...)
Dance Commander (electric six again - used to indicate someone is pinging off their tits and dancing like a demon)
Cheeky - Q-"anyone want a beer?" A-"just a cheeky one"
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 5:41, More)