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Favourite things be Dame Julie Andrews
many rip offs of this but i like this one:

'to be sung to the sound of music classic - favourite things'

Bright copper dildos and balck leather whippers
ramming cuecumbers up mermaids with flippers
kicking the goat in the cunt when its farting
these are a few of my favourite things


when my knobs sore and blistered
and feeling kinda sad
I give it a rub with some soft margarine
then i dont feel so baaa-ad

eight more versus - cant be arsed to type it all......
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 17:17, More)