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Hello. My name is Paul and I'm a God damn Stuntman.

Happytoast Zombified me.

This is my car.

This is the Family Steam Roller.

and this is me on fire.


Recent front page messages:


bigger and better quality
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 18:10, More)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

My Site
(Sun 29th Apr 2007, 17:47, More)

accidental smite.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Mon 17th Jul 2006, 20:54, More)

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 11:08, More)

not an easy letter this one...
Hosted by Madness Temple

The Dictionary Series
(Sun 8th May 2005, 20:17, More)

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/thankyou MODs
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 19:28, More)

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(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 15:51, More)


(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 20:55, More)

The problem
with internet paedophiles...

ooh/ came back from work and its FP number 4, thanks to the mods :-)
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 11:03, More)

Suggestions for new paralympic events

FP! Thankyou!
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 18:56, More)

a college type joke for you

/second ever FP thankyou!!
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 12:52, More)

since it's thursday

thankyou! first ever FP! i love you all
(Thu 8th Jul 2004, 13:54, More)

Best answers to questions:

» The most cash I've ever carried

I work in a leisure centre.
We're quite a busy little centre and make around 10 grand a week, plus yearly gym memberships and the like.
Anyways, the safe where all this lovely money is kept, until the nice securicor people come and take it away, is in the staff office, the equivilent of a staff room for us.
One day i was loafing about in the office when our DM (Duty Manager)comes in, says hello, and unlocks the safe and starts counting the money (they do this quite regularly)being the nice kind bloke that i am i offer to help him out and he gratefully accepts.
All goes well for a bit, we've reached the grand sum of £6200 with some to go, then he receives a message on his walky talkie...
"Alex? you there mate? theres a load of chavs kicking aorund the car park, go get rid of 'em will ya"
Without so much as locking up the safe again Alex walks out and leaves me with all the money and the keys to our safe.
In a moment of childish glee i literally started rolling around the floor going "moneeeey moooooneeeey" only to roll onto my back and stare straight up at Alex, whos come back in beacuse he wanted to lock the safe.
"Having fun?" he asks.
"er... yeah..."

Needless to say he tends not to leave me on my own anymore, especially in the office...

(Mon 26th Jun 2006, 19:39, More)

» Scars with history

I have a scar on each wrist
in the same position as crucifix nail scars.

I got mine from falling off my bike

I doubt Jesus did.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 22:57, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why cant Ray Charles write?

because he's black
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 15:40, More)