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The Scraundler - You've seen it all before... but see it on a black background


My first ever FP - 2004

Proper Stuff:

Hand colourised images in Photoshop

Recent front page messages:

X Rays reveal Da Vinci to be a fucking cheat!

(Wed 12th Sep 2012, 23:33, More)

(Mon 16th Apr 2012, 17:42, More)

(Fri 30th Sep 2011, 15:35, More)

(Fri 5th Aug 2011, 11:47, More)

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(Sat 25th Dec 2010, 21:01, More)

(Sun 26th Sep 2010, 19:24, More)

(Wed 26th May 2010, 8:19, More)

(Thu 13th May 2010, 9:06, More)

even Iraqi protesters have a green look about them these days...

(Tue 16th Feb 2010, 16:56, More)


(Fri 27th Mar 2009, 10:37, More)

Abe Lincoln and his unfeasibly large hat

EDIT: Now with added bird!
(Sun 18th Jan 2009, 9:53, More)

Shoes from nowhere!

(Mon 15th Dec 2008, 17:06, More)

What's inappropriate here? The eggs? The cardboard? Or the combination of said ingredients?

"Thanks for entering the Walkers Do us a Flavour competition.

There's just one problem the flavour you have submitted contains inappropriate language/image, which means we can't use it.

(Fri 5th Sep 2008, 6:47, More)

(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 17:30, More)

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(Tue 4th Mar 2008, 11:56, More)

(Tue 16th Oct 2007, 19:30, More)

(Fri 18th May 2007, 20:09, More)

Rubik's Cube was a piece of piss compared to Mondrian's...

(Mon 6th Mar 2006, 16:28, More)

hahaha...more art farty fun...

(Sat 5th Nov 2005, 0:26, More)

He's back.... Yamahamster..!
Use the brushes, fuckwit..!
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 8:29, More)

(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 13:05, More)

There's always one.......

(Mon 3rd Jan 2005, 12:33, More)

Blunkett's Folly
Oooh thanks for the FP..I'd have lopped 20 pixels if i'd have known..!
EDIT: Done :o)
(Sat 18th Sep 2004, 14:08, More)

(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 2:48, More)

"SLOW DOWN you squirrely twat... the wheels are coming off...!"

(Tue 15th Jun 2004, 9:16, More)

They're plotting against mankind...seriously, they are..!

(Wed 24th Mar 2004, 20:26, More)


(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 10:17, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

A guy I worked with had been suffering with persistent headaches so his GP recommended an appointment with the optician.
He told me later that the optician had told him
"No wonder you're getting headaches! You've got better than 20/20 vision"
(Fri 14th Jan 2011, 10:51, More)

» Scars with history

My two favourite scars...
A. Pulled a kettle of boiling water over my face and shoulder (face unmarked....no, really..!) when I was 2, although I usually tell people that it's a shark bite..!

B. Severed the tendon in my thumb by putting my hand through a glass table.

(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 8:23, More)

» Books

Ferney - James Long, Engelby - Sebastian Faulks, The Magus - John Fowles, Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell, The Shipping News - E. Annie Proulx

I have a couple of 1st Edition James Bonds (Thunderball & You Only Live Twice). I'm not particularly a Bond or Fleming fan but I love the Richard Chopping artwork.
(Thu 5th Jan 2012, 17:55, More)