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(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's superb :D *clicked*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# RIS Canceled: Because the image has changed and it now makes sense..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Me too I'm afraid :( - Cancelled: Because the image has changed and it now makes sense..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# a race to download photoshop the fastest
you rissers.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Why doesn't he just purchase a copy?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Go easy on me...
I have been working hard and need the next five days off - Yey!

Also, tonight I will mostly be drinking Jamaican Larger and making and eating these
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# how much do you have to drink to make Jamaica larger?
and don't eat those - you will be have a sticky toilet afterwards
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Larger?
ooh err missus
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Jamaican larger?
No, she did it to herself with her sedentary lifestyle ... LOLS ;)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Pssst...
* Jamaican Larger = Guinness
St Paddy's Day and all that.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# pssst...
Larger = Bigger
Lager = type of beer
;D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# PaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrPPPPPPPP...
* It's a play on words

* Not really, I fucked up
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a Play on Word


I'll get me jerkin
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ...pssst
Laager = defensive circle of wagons
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Or 'rissoles' if you will
:o)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# RIS cryspies
And apologies for not getting it, as vshe said it has indeed been a long ole day
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I got that but where are the other 3 being downloaded from?
or is it downloading chunks?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# does it fucking matter you caahhhnts !!!
xx
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# and is this the main olympics on broadband
or the paralympics on dial-up?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yes... Otherwise this make no sense, hence the RIS
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# bugger off you :P
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Note to self: Must spend more time developing back story!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# no you don't
note to others: stop being thicko's
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# thicko's what?
in other news - it's not all fun being a childminder. One of Mrs S's little angels just returned from the toilet with his hands and trousers covered in shit and rubbed his hands on one of the other kids she looks after! Dirty little bugger!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# See... You can smile....
Welcome back to happy fiend
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha! Ring the Daily Mail
'Children in dirty protest at childminders'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I got out of the way sharpish I can tell you
she was already stressed because the starter motor in her new minibus is seizing. It took me ages to open the bonnet because she had covered the bonnet release keyhole with a fucking Comic Relief Red Nose!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# * Continues to wait for it to animate...
"Is she back from her tea-break yet?"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
BTJunkie runs fastest for me! *click*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# :D
Like this!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Come on Piratebay!!!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ok
I get that part, because it says Piratebay
But none of the other downloads have a source label. I don't get it :(


Er...except now they do. What the fuck?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Ninja'd
I have to agree, I never thought it through!

/dyed in the wool Usenet user
:o)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# So it wasn't just me
thank fuck. I've got a tenuous enough grip as it is.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# NOW I get it!
LOL
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# It's unlike me to get anything!!
Where's my medal?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# the green is quite appropriate
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm guessing from the other comments that this makes some kind of sense.
I don't understand it at all though.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# The only race that if you kill your competitors you finish faster
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# looks like it might come down to a photoshop finish
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# <o>
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Oh my god...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haa haa.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's extremely inaccurate
in that none of the files are hosted on the servers, the only files you would download from the sites you mention are the .torrent files.

Good idea for a gag though. It could easily be done accurately with a screenshot of uTorrent/other client.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Also
isohunt is a torrent search index, not a tracker.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I think it's an ace idea
but would have worked better animated...clickin' anyway :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Great!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
But I assume it;s very funny to make the FP?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Cunt
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)