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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's superb :D *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# RIS Canceled: Because the image has changed and it now makes sense..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Me too I'm afraid :( - Cancelled: Because the image has changed and it now makes sense..
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# a race to download photoshop the fastest
you rissers.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Why doesn't he just purchase a copy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Go easy on me...
I have been working hard and need the next five days off - Yey!

Also, tonight I will mostly be drinking Jamaican Larger and making and eating these
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# how much do you have to drink to make Jamaica larger?
and don't eat those - you will be have a sticky toilet afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Larger?
ooh err missus
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Jamaican larger?
No, she did it to herself with her sedentary lifestyle ... LOLS ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Pssst...
* Jamaican Larger = Guinness
St Paddy's Day and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# pssst...
Larger = Bigger
Lager = type of beer
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# PaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrPPPPPPPP...
* It's a play on words

* Not really, I fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a Play on Word


I'll get me jerkin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ...pssst
Laager = defensive circle of wagons
(beholder the lurking lurker's lurker, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Or 'rissoles' if you will
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# RIS cryspies
And apologies for not getting it, as vshe said it has indeed been a long ole day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I got that but where are the other 3 being downloaded from?
or is it downloading chunks?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# does it fucking matter you caahhhnts !!!
xx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# and is this the main olympics on broadband
or the paralympics on dial-up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yes... Otherwise this make no sense, hence the RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# bugger off you :P
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Note to self: Must spend more time developing back story!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# no you don't
note to others: stop being thicko's
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# thicko's what?
in other news - it's not all fun being a childminder. One of Mrs S's little angels just returned from the toilet with his hands and trousers covered in shit and rubbed his hands on one of the other kids she looks after! Dirty little bugger!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# See... You can smile....
Welcome back to happy fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha! Ring the Daily Mail
'Children in dirty protest at childminders'
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I got out of the way sharpish I can tell you
she was already stressed because the starter motor in her new minibus is seizing. It took me ages to open the bonnet because she had covered the bonnet release keyhole with a fucking Comic Relief Red Nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# * Continues to wait for it to animate...
"Is she back from her tea-break yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
BTJunkie runs fastest for me! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# :D
Like this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Come on Piratebay!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ok
I get that part, because it says Piratebay
But none of the other downloads have a source label. I don't get it :(


Er...except now they do. What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Ninja'd
I have to agree, I never thought it through!

/dyed in the wool Usenet user
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# So it wasn't just me
thank fuck. I've got a tenuous enough grip as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# NOW I get it!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# It's unlike me to get anything!!
Where's my medal?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# the green is quite appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm guessing from the other comments that this makes some kind of sense.
I don't understand it at all though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# The only race that if you kill your competitors you finish faster
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# looks like it might come down to a photoshop finish
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# <o>
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Oh my god...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haa haa.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's extremely inaccurate
in that none of the files are hosted on the servers, the only files you would download from the sites you mention are the .torrent files.

Good idea for a gag though. It could easily be done accurately with a screenshot of uTorrent/other client.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Also
isohunt is a torrent search index, not a tracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I think it's an ace idea
but would have worked better animated...clickin' anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
But I assume it;s very funny to make the FP?
(Mean Mad Mutski, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Cunt
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)