» My Wanking Disasters

the other of all disturbing wank stories
my best friend used to have a roomate. note the operative phrase "used to." the roomate had a cat. (keep reading, it's only marginally disturbing and doesn't involve bestiality-- i don't think!)

anyway the cat was in heat, really tremendously bad, but the roomate was one of those types who didn't believe in 'fixing' animals--spaying or neutering them.

apparently, he discovered through a vet (?!) that there is a way to manually get the cat off using a prop. so my friend awoke one day to the sound of a cat in heat getting off, and opened his bedroom door to find his roomate basically masturbating the cat with something-don't remember if he said it was a Q-tip cotton swab or what. not even a bottle of wine first.

there ya go. commence vomiting.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 20:56, More)

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quat
if everyone wants to go to the party but one person doesn't feel like it you say 'don't be such a quat!'

pronounced "kwatch."
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 15:47, More)