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» Scars with history

my dad
is not the best diy gardener, cut a tree/shrub down in our back garden but decided to cut it diagonally.
he effectivly carved an upright stake which playing football i fell on. went thru my back stopped short of the front.
ran inside screaming my mums jaw dropped and my door i was in front of was bright red, i pissed blood.
anyways 7inch scar on my back, turns out i have a condition for excess scar tissue too so 10 years on its still there.

/fucksocks
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 16:16, More)

» Local Nutters

Sponge man
Not sure what is medically wrong with spongeman be he well loves sponges. He always walks into the local chemist my friend works in. He then feels every bath spongue in the shop, squeezes em, rubs em, talks to them. Then after he has dont this to the varies 30odd sponges in the chemist he leaves, but not before he has said goodbye to everyone and everyone has said goodbye to him. if you dont say bye he doesnt leave.

Bless the spongeman.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 23:13, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Harsh
What key can get you in any house or car?
A Darkie!

Whats the difference between Paedo's and acne?
Acne doesnt come on your face untill your 14.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 23:21, More)

» Claims to Fame

Last year
at cheltenham was drinking at the same bar as ally mcoist. Hurrah for cheltenham 3 weeks away!

Shame my dad doesnt ue this sit he meets plenty in his shop at notting hill gate.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 13:52, More)

» Local Nutters

Crazy Scone baker
Crazy Woman on the road just off the high street. She lives in a big house and used to stand outside it chatting to anyone about what she had cooked that day. She offered 2 let us sleep on her lounge floor one day when we were about 14, we delcined. Mate of mine wound her up one day the convo went like this

Woman: today iv baked some apple tart
M8: have you?
Woman: yes and some scones
M8: really?
Woman: yes and some cookies, and some scones
M8: wow thats amazing
Woman: yes and i make some scones and and
m8: and some scones?
Woman: yes yes some scones, and some bread
m8: Any scones?
Woman: o yes dont forget the scones

Went on like that for about twenty minutes
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 19:26, More)
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