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Engineer/attorney/veteran

NY, USA

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My 1st b3thaday


The goggles of truth


Usually... I look like this



On better days...



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and size does matter...

Well...file size anyway.

Otherwise...

Nice Beaver Lady!

My favorite TV show juxtaposed with my favorite slut.

The conspiracy is explained.


Yarrr. Ye be food for the sharks now me hearty!



Have a spang. You've earned it.











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Best answers to questions:

» My Wanking Disasters

Spunk and toilet paper
as we all know, will harden into something akin to paper mache. After wanking I cleaned up with toilet paper, but not as thoroughly as I should. When getting undressed that night my girlfriend was horrified to see that Mr. Happy's knob was wearing a paper mache helmet.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 19:18, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Soilent Green
Especially the French version.
(Sat 17th Jul 2004, 17:07, More)

» Scars with history

When I was born
Some doctor cut my foreskin off and left a circular scar on the end of my nob. He also cut a tube out of my stomach that left a belly button. Other than that I am relatively scar free, except for two marriages.
(Tue 8th Feb 2005, 1:58, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

a alcohol breath detector
that attaches to your phone a prevents you from making calls if it detects more than the legal limit. Come on... you know you've made those calls before.
(Fri 9th Apr 2004, 13:43, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

A heated
toilet seat
(Fri 9th Apr 2004, 13:41, More)
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