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hello everyone :)

ooh, it's all change, i'm 19 now, and i'm living and going to uni in London. It's like being a grown up! i still refuse to act older than 16, until next year when the big 20 hits...this is me too, in scary stylee

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Take the quiz: "Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "

Ta mo bhriste tri thine
Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats...

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golly-o-rama that's a bit exciting, first fp and all
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 17:15, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Stupid Tourists

two american tourists walking through Oxford's covered market at christmas
One turns to her friend, pointing up at the several hundred plucked turkeys hanging up on the wall and asks:
"are they real?"

no dear, they add the blood, smell and the remainders of organs hanging out of them for decoration.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 20:12, More)

» Pure Ignorance

over christmas, in the covered marked in oxford
there were hundreds of fresh turkeys, geese and other assorted poultry hanging above the butcher's shop.
i work in a cafe nearby, and walking past the butchers i heard some american woman ask her friend: "oooh, are they real??"
-they had blood-filled plastic bags over their heads for f's sake!
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 22:30, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

my dad's hand
was in bridge over the river kwai
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 12:11, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

now, watching this
a nice cry, but a cry all the same


click on "video"
(Wed 20th Apr 2005, 20:03, More)

» Pure Ignorance

learning about trees and ecology and stuff
in biology, a girl stuck up her hand to ask the teacher what "girth" meant, not particularly stupid, but had most of us sniggering
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 23:32, More)
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