Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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two american tourists walking through Oxford's covered market at christmasOne turns to her friend, pointing up at the several hundred plucked turkeys hanging up on the wall and asks:
"are they real?"
no dear, they add the blood, smell and the remainders of organs hanging out of them for decoration.
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bookerina, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 20:12,
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