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Not a lot to say here really but if your interested in knowing stuff about random internet people you cannot view my blog because couldnt be arsed to do that eiether.

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» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

God theres some shameful stuff when i think about it.....
How about the time i drove someone from Brum to Oxford Without my glasses on at 2 in the morning so she could return her satnav to a friend , Result = Shag
Or the time i took a friend to a swingers party only to watch her get ganged by 6 coloured gentlemen, Result = Not a sausage
Oh god, ive always wanted to see 2 guys together she says.... Result = 2 Shags and a sore bum (Im not even bi, she was very very hot in my defence)

Ive got hundreds of these so its best i stop now lol
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 14:42, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

I spent a week at Erotica...
working as a bondage model. I was dressed in gimp mask and wore one of those leather harness things, I was kept in a cage and once every half hour my "misstress" would take me out and parade me around on lead. The money was good and you see some weird shit behind the scenes at an erotic show.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 22:18, More)

» School fights

Had a few of these in my time....
But heres a funny one. I went to an expensive private school lets call it Battle Abbey because thats its Name. The school was a mixture of foreign students army brats (Which i was) and kids who had been excluded from all other schools (Which my attacker was). He had been teasing me for a while to which i responded with my well practiced nonchalance attitude till one day we were on the playing field for a game of football I was hanging round the oppositions goal mouth since i really couldn't be bothered playing and he was the oppositions goalie. When everyone else is at the other end of the field (Including the games teacher) He runs up with no warning and punches me in the bollocks i double over eyes watering, then the games teacher spots us 'Whats going on over there' to which my attacker responds 'Sir he called my mother a whore Sir' to which my games teacher responds 'Carry on then boy'. lol Still makes me laugh to this day.....

I have no apologies for length or girth coz you luv it.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 22:02, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

Now this really is obscure
I own a metal adapter plate from a turbo trainer (A roller device designed to turn a cycle into an exercise bike) The purpose of this adapter was to allow a smaller wheel size to be used. The turbo trainer and adapter were both previously owned by Warwick Davis, who recently appeared as Professor Flitwick in the first two Harry Potter films. It takes pride of place in a draw in my shed.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 0:41, More)