b3ta.com user McChaff
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I'm a bloke.
Not old.
Live somewhere in the south of England.

Recent front page messages:

If only there was a way he could go back and remove that camera before it took the picture.


EDIT: Inspired by this
EDIT 2: Yay! 1st FP! Muchas gracias.
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 23:14, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Most Hated Food

I once asked a friend of mine if he wanted some peanuts.
His reply was, "No thanks, they tend to make me um, die."

Couldn't argue with that.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 11:46, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I love the tingling sensation I get in my arm...
...whenever this twat at work says anything. I think the mind is preparing my arm to punch him in the nose with full force.

Like the time he said to two young mothers: "I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one." Momentary silence, before they continue chatting.

Wait, where's the guilt in wanting to hurt him?
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 10:44, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Once I posted on b3ta...
...about my wanking habits - only for members of my family and/or friends to read.

Oh the laughs we had!
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 13:15, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Working as a till monkey at a supermarket, you hear lots of things.
"What would you rather have: tourettes or parkinson's?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 20:39, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

The T Man Says...
My flatmates and I started one of those Twitter things to document and share the utter nonsense our friend says. Before meeting him, I thought Karl Pilkington was a character but people like him truly exist.

Now, you too can enjoy the hummus:

(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 17:32, More)
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