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As you can see, I don't post much. So why are you looking at my profile?

I develop software; I'm a software developer. People call me Mike the software developer.

I may write you software, for the modest price of eleventy billion US dollars (about 4 pence, come 2007).

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» Stupid Tourists

A reverse of what you asked for, but...
Whilst away in one of the states of America I was happily being introduced to a good many new and interesting people. This was all fine and good, until I met one fine lass:

"Meet Bob - he's from England!"
"Oh wow - so like, do you speak English there?"
To which I carefully replied:
"Yes... we speak Eng-lish... in Eng-land."
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 22:19, More)