» World's Sickest Joke

This hobo looked at me funny.
So I STABBED him.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:52, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My mate hadn't done his coursework.
So of course I had to fax him mine. I asked him on MSN what his fax number was, he gave it to me. Out of the blue he Informed me that he had no paper in his fax machine.

The following conversation ensued.
Me: Then get some
Him: kay brb
-pause-
Him: no weve got none left
Him: could u fax some over before the coursework pleas?
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 19:46, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Why did the little girl fall over?
Because i threw a brick at her head.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:11, More)

» My Worst Date

This girl stabbed me once.
To this day, I know when rain is coming from the twinges from my left kidney.
(Sat 23rd Oct 2004, 13:47, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:53, More)