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A model, idiot


The name's Anna *curtsey*

to dance like a spaz
counterstrike even though I'm well shite
Too many 'pooter games
Dressing up ^_^

automatic doors
cotton wool
heights *bla*
sleeping at night
Bob Geldof

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking over the plains, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Redhotchiligrrl! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to pound you like it's my job!!!"

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OOhh, and Yannn etc., Karoma and I are owners of probably the longest threads EVER-here,here and here

Me by Rabid Peanut :)

By the charming not_real :D

Me captured beautifully by Robot :D

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» The Onosecond

Ha yes....
A few days ago my high-brow toffee nosed granny was up. I got left in my kitchen with her and my yorkshire terrier. She was sitting there yapping at some vase or something (my dog that is, not the grandmother) while I was getting the tea so I shouted over to my gran "Will you cunt that dog in the fuck!"
Oh shit. Oh shitty shitting shit.
I turned to her and she was sitting there completely gobsmaked. So to make it all better I said "Er.......please?" Hmmm there's one will I'm being taken off...
(Sat 28th May 2005, 11:50, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

Was in Tescos a few years ago
and this young mother was at the checkout paying (as you do). Well, I say paying, I really mean trying to stop her 4 year old child shouting "MUMMY, HURRY I NEED A POOOO!!" at the top of his wee lungs. He then proceeded to run round the checkout area screaming "MUUUUUMMMMYY, NEED A POOOOOOO!!"
I tried not to laugh, I really did, but I thought, In the interests of my own safety, I should release my giggles lest I burst.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 20:52, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Old maths teacher...
Used to be allergic to highlighters and tipex and had an absolute LOATHING for clickey pens (so greatly suited for the teaching profession!). She used to actually make people with said writing utensil leave the room to click it and then leave again to unclick it. And if anyone even DARED bring the offensive odour of correcting fluid or highlighty pen into the room she would so mental - "WHAT IS YOU'RE PROBLEM!? I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC YOU PRAT! I COULD DIE! DO YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DEATH?! DO YOU?!?!" etc. Last I heard she had a nervous breakdown after someone coloured in several A4 sheets in highlighter and tipex and hid them in her drawer. *sigh* what a woman....

OH and then there's Dr W who is actually fucking insane. He once told us how he managed to close his head in the fridge because he "forgot to take it out" and a few of his favorite insults are "bad rascals", "moon-men" and "dirty hallians". And he also used to sit next to me and move in eerily close and ask me how I was doing and so on, even now 3 years after he taught me he still gives me this look, the one a serial rapist gives a young boy before attacking him with his cock. Eep!
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 23:17, More)

» When animals attack...

Once upon a time, long long ago, I was staying up at my Aunt's farm in Enniskillen. Was playing outside when I spied myself a bee. Now, I'd like to say this was my first encounter with such an insect and thus make my actions seem less stupid, but alas no, I'd been stung by one not long before as it was attracted to my lovely flowery shorts and took a disliking to me pinching it.
ANYWAY I found a piece of plastic sheet lying about and thought "Hmmm I wonder what could happen if I slap the bee with this!" Took me about 10 minutes to actually make contact as it was rather high up (yes that's right, I was a little trooper!) and needless to say said bee was none to happy and took to chasing me inside the house and into my room, where I thought I'd lost it until I felt it crawling UNDER my t-shirt and stinging me on the shoulder. Ow. Painy painy pain followed.

Also, again on a farm, I tried to feed this cow some grass and it started licking my hand. "Oooo-er" thought I and skampered off only to be chased across the field by a heard of about 20 cows, with the one with a newly aquired taste for flesh leading the stampede (we were both on opposite sides of a fence, but still didn't stop teh fear!)

(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 16:09, More)

» Best Comebacks

2 here..
.I was walking about round Belfast(aka Chav Central)when this chav shouted over 'Get yer tits out" to which I shouted "Why, yours are bigger!" Never seen a chav's pride go from 100 to 1 in 3 seconds...
.Was waiting for a bus when my ex toddled over. My mate Saz thought "Oooo, great, lets taunt Anna!" and says loudly "Anna, lets talk about you and Kirk (ex)!"
"I have a better idea Saz, lets talk about oyu and ah, no one!" We don't talk any more....
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:34, More)
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