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» Booze Related Disasters
vomitimng cripple
thats me of course got a Disability cheque through went out to celerbrate with a night of drinking drank 20 shots of aftershock in a pint glass half a bottle of champagne and then redecorated the bathroom of Club Earth
luckiliy no one saw me untill i decided the dance floor looked a little drab. the bouncers were not happy with having to lift a guy in a wheelchair who was spray panting there club with fizzy red jam vomit. And where were my loyal freinds at this time well they thought leave him and melted into the crowd saying "i dont know who he is" bastards
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 9:52, More)
vomitimng cripple
thats me of course got a Disability cheque through went out to celerbrate with a night of drinking drank 20 shots of aftershock in a pint glass half a bottle of champagne and then redecorated the bathroom of Club Earth
luckiliy no one saw me untill i decided the dance floor looked a little drab. the bouncers were not happy with having to lift a guy in a wheelchair who was spray panting there club with fizzy red jam vomit. And where were my loyal freinds at this time well they thought leave him and melted into the crowd saying "i dont know who he is" bastards
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 9:52, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
never laughed so hard
shouldnt find this funny but come on doctor who laughing over dead kids for safety
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsFE-TONe2w
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 12:06, More)
never laughed so hard
shouldnt find this funny but come on doctor who laughing over dead kids for safety
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsFE-TONe2w
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 12:06, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
right then ive got a list
this scared me when i read it i realised how much i drink.
1. drunk at colege went shopping bought platic bin, 2 reams of paper, 50 empty cd cases iwas in stationary box.
2. in jjb sports i bought wrist wieghts, a paper coil dartboard and 2 sets of darts (really wierd as i own a pro dartboard and good darts and my own wieghts).
3. on ebay naruto merchandise one plastic kunai one metal kunai and shurukin forehead protector and a pendant.
4.knowing that the best place for sd cards is overclockers or ebuyer i bought memeory for a camera from boystuff at 4 time the price,
5 drunk after college wanted one drink bought two rounds then no memory till i woke up at home turns out for the 4 hours i was out i was wheeled ( im a crip) to the bar nudged to pay for everyone with the switch card i never looked at my bank statement for fear of what i would see.
6. at ame con last year (anime con) went to dealers room tanked and bought a 12inch high pro gundam model unbuilt 2 smaller no less complicated models, a set of colnial cubits from battle star galactica and a mini claymore.
7. after con at home on ebay whilst drunk bought 3 more sets of colonial cubits so the others wouldnt feel lonely.
8. 1500 assorted incense sticks
9. and to finish on numerous occasions the normal array of stupid books cds and dvds anda clitoral vibrator? (im a guy)
(Wed 15th Jun 2005, 0:28, More)
right then ive got a list
this scared me when i read it i realised how much i drink.
1. drunk at colege went shopping bought platic bin, 2 reams of paper, 50 empty cd cases iwas in stationary box.
2. in jjb sports i bought wrist wieghts, a paper coil dartboard and 2 sets of darts (really wierd as i own a pro dartboard and good darts and my own wieghts).
3. on ebay naruto merchandise one plastic kunai one metal kunai and shurukin forehead protector and a pendant.
4.knowing that the best place for sd cards is overclockers or ebuyer i bought memeory for a camera from boystuff at 4 time the price,
5 drunk after college wanted one drink bought two rounds then no memory till i woke up at home turns out for the 4 hours i was out i was wheeled ( im a crip) to the bar nudged to pay for everyone with the switch card i never looked at my bank statement for fear of what i would see.
6. at ame con last year (anime con) went to dealers room tanked and bought a 12inch high pro gundam model unbuilt 2 smaller no less complicated models, a set of colnial cubits from battle star galactica and a mini claymore.
7. after con at home on ebay whilst drunk bought 3 more sets of colonial cubits so the others wouldnt feel lonely.
8. 1500 assorted incense sticks
9. and to finish on numerous occasions the normal array of stupid books cds and dvds anda clitoral vibrator? (im a guy)
(Wed 15th Jun 2005, 0:28, More)
» Childhood bad taste
im 22 now
and i bought both of bewitched albums when they came out if you can figure out how ol i was youll realise i was shockingly old to blame this on childhood, instead i blame it on puberty 4 young hot girls one of them 16 eith curly balck hair and a face thats drying out for bukkake and a set of twins oh and a older blonde one. it was the hormones youve got to believie me please its not my fault i learned the error of my ways i listen o korn greenday and mad capsule markets, please forgive me though i dont deserve it
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 16:55, More)
im 22 now
and i bought both of bewitched albums when they came out if you can figure out how ol i was youll realise i was shockingly old to blame this on childhood, instead i blame it on puberty 4 young hot girls one of them 16 eith curly balck hair and a face thats drying out for bukkake and a set of twins oh and a older blonde one. it was the hormones youve got to believie me please its not my fault i learned the error of my ways i listen o korn greenday and mad capsule markets, please forgive me though i dont deserve it
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 16:55, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
cripple in a cab
me and 2 mates in ablack cab in that most ignorant of cities, edinburgh. It was a short journey 2 mins at most so when i got in i just sat in me chair thinking ill be alright refusing the time wasting of safety harnesses that the driver was quite in favour of.so im facing backwards one mate beside me on those fold down train seat thing another in fornt of them. The driver now decied to have a flashback to a earlier time when he was a f1 driver and proceeded to put his foot down go through several red lights nearly kill a young family and shout at them for just existing and we in the back (me especialy holding on for dear life) somehow managed to get through this racist pyscho driver from hell. Ill admit that we made the normally 3-8 min journey from princess street to ugc cinema in 3 maybe 4 seconds. Its the last time i ever say no to safety harnesses just because im damp.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 21:15, More)
cripple in a cab
me and 2 mates in ablack cab in that most ignorant of cities, edinburgh. It was a short journey 2 mins at most so when i got in i just sat in me chair thinking ill be alright refusing the time wasting of safety harnesses that the driver was quite in favour of.so im facing backwards one mate beside me on those fold down train seat thing another in fornt of them. The driver now decied to have a flashback to a earlier time when he was a f1 driver and proceeded to put his foot down go through several red lights nearly kill a young family and shout at them for just existing and we in the back (me especialy holding on for dear life) somehow managed to get through this racist pyscho driver from hell. Ill admit that we made the normally 3-8 min journey from princess street to ugc cinema in 3 maybe 4 seconds. Its the last time i ever say no to safety harnesses just because im damp.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 21:15, More)