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Hey Kids, I drink too much, Work as little as possible, annoy my colleagues with continous random music and sometimes I fart

because I can

I'm Not Drunk!
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» The Onosecond

chatting away...
to this lovely girl, my mate walks up, motions a pint, to which i reply 'easy mate im chatting her up'.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 19:35, More)

» When animals attack...

back in the day...............
...............on sunday night i was driving my mate home threw the countryside when in the road there is this rabit in my head lights. what did it decide to do?

Fucking run at my car making one almightly mess of my license plate and spraying itself all my up car. this being the first animal i ahve killed in my car, i was not a happy bunny.

later i was coming out of my mates house ready to go home, when his cat was trying to eat the various bits stuck to the car, when i tried to approach it it hissed and lunged at me clawing my leg and running off.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 12:06, More)

» Out of my depth

it still hurts me
the first time i tried weed was with a mate and his older brother, who was a stoner, needless to say i tried to keep up with him, not a hope, i decorated much of the garden before puking into a bucket and not moving for 2 hours. the contents of the bucket then got fed to the dog who passed out and vomited all over their house
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 20:29, More)

» Crappy Prizes

ok, damn second,

When I was tiny, maybe 6 or 7, i entered a knockout Scalextrix competetion and all was good. Some how i muddled through the heats into the final, which i ended up winning.

cue general happiness expecting to get a new set or at the very least some track or a car (all scalextrix)

until the prizes were handed out...

drum roll please

(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 11:32, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

we used to wind up this guy at my college by just getting him bollocked for stuff, like pushing him into the disabled lift and sending it down to the staff room( this was a cardinal sin a college as it was 'depriving hte less fortunate') and one day he got stuck in the lift
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 23:27, More)
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