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This one time...
Me and a friend from my old school decided to hang out. So he comes over and we got totally stoned. We had about 30 pounds worth of gear. So we go outside and start burning shit. My neighbor has this shed out in the woods, and a pile of crap on next to it. So we start this gas-dampened rag, light it, whip into this pile of sh*t he has. Since that went fine we just went pyro crazy. We stole this old coffee tin and filled it with some gas, cloth and powder from these old fireworks. Unbeknownst to us (thanks to the ganja) that actually has a big reaction. Our plan was for one of us to light this long gas-dampened cloth like a fuse, and just hurl the damn thing as far as we could. So he lights it and I just wailed that thing out there. It kind of went of in mid-air, but guess where the damn thing landed? On this dudes lawn next to a pile of grass/leaves. :S So that shit burns up and we ran about a mile until we stopped from dying. Our lungs were trashed as it is. We were never "caught", like no cops or anything busted us. My neighbor knows it was me but can't prove it. :)
The moral of the story: Get baked, get fire.
(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 4:04, More)