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I run tvtorrent.info, not only because I dislike waiting to watch my favourite shows, but also because I'm incredibly anal about filtering out fakes. As you'll see from the site, I'm no graphic artist - I'm only here to read the qotws when I'm bored at work.
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Hi
I run tvtorrent.info, not only because I dislike waiting to watch my favourite shows, but also because I'm incredibly anal about filtering out fakes. As you'll see from the site, I'm no graphic artist - I'm only here to read the qotws when I'm bored at work.
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» Crap meals out
What exactly is this meat?
I'm eating at a chinese in Wakefield. No qualms about the food, all is fine. Until a big black guy walks in carrying a dead cat by the tail. He slams it down on the counter and shouts "you're not getting any more till I get paid!" and storms out. Followed by most of the customers.
He MUST have been pissed, and just found the poor dead creature in the street somewhere. He MUST have. Or so I keep telling myself.
(Wed 3rd May 2006, 19:20, More)
What exactly is this meat?
I'm eating at a chinese in Wakefield. No qualms about the food, all is fine. Until a big black guy walks in carrying a dead cat by the tail. He slams it down on the counter and shouts "you're not getting any more till I get paid!" and storms out. Followed by most of the customers.
He MUST have been pissed, and just found the poor dead creature in the street somewhere. He MUST have. Or so I keep telling myself.
(Wed 3rd May 2006, 19:20, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Turn left if you want freedom...
Near the Kremlin in Leeds, there used to be a shop called "Freedom". It sold, I don't know, furniture or kitchens or something. They put a advertising board up on Shannon street, screwed to a wall. "Freedom", it said in big letters, with a big arrow pointing left.
Underneath it, someone sprayed "Bush" with an arrow pointing right.
That is all.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:57, More)
Turn left if you want freedom...
Near the Kremlin in Leeds, there used to be a shop called "Freedom". It sold, I don't know, furniture or kitchens or something. They put a advertising board up on Shannon street, screwed to a wall. "Freedom", it said in big letters, with a big arrow pointing left.
Underneath it, someone sprayed "Bush" with an arrow pointing right.
That is all.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:57, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
Euphemisms are great!
"Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother?"
A group of friends and myself were gathered in my living room as teenagers, imbibing the booze and generally being teenagers, when the subject of my brother's porno tape came up. The lady among us (!) encouraged us to put said tape on, and we all enjoyed watching people having sex for a while, before one of the group told us he had to "ring his father" and left the room.
Since that day, "ringing your father" has been our euphemism for masturbation. I mention this only because we then pondered on what the female equivalent would be, and eventually concluded that it would have to be "dial your mother"!
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 8:56, More)
Euphemisms are great!
"Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother?"
A group of friends and myself were gathered in my living room as teenagers, imbibing the booze and generally being teenagers, when the subject of my brother's porno tape came up. The lady among us (!) encouraged us to put said tape on, and we all enjoyed watching people having sex for a while, before one of the group told us he had to "ring his father" and left the room.
Since that day, "ringing your father" has been our euphemism for masturbation. I mention this only because we then pondered on what the female equivalent would be, and eventually concluded that it would have to be "dial your mother"!
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 8:56, More)
» Old People Talk Bollocks
My last birthday card from my gran
came with two second class stamps on the front.
She'd given it to my dad to pass on to me.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 13:59, More)
My last birthday card from my gran
came with two second class stamps on the front.
She'd given it to my dad to pass on to me.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 13:59, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Unsorted Challenge
I have many, many mp3s stored in an "unsorted" folder on my PC (erm, because I have many many singles and have encoded them all, of course). When bored, we load them all into winamp and play on random. The unsorted challenge is to identify the song first.
Variants include watching "moulin rouge", which turned out to be "unsorted challenge - the movie", and the 6pm regular, "simpsons challenge", where you try to be the first to predict exactly what will happen in tonight's episode.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 9:16, More)
Unsorted Challenge
I have many, many mp3s stored in an "unsorted" folder on my PC (erm, because I have many many singles and have encoded them all, of course). When bored, we load them all into winamp and play on random. The unsorted challenge is to identify the song first.
Variants include watching "moulin rouge", which turned out to be "unsorted challenge - the movie", and the 6pm regular, "simpsons challenge", where you try to be the first to predict exactly what will happen in tonight's episode.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 9:16, More)