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» Stuff You've Overheard
I'm nice really
my cellar not only goes under my house but stretches under the barbers shop next door too. I noticed one day that from the cellar you can clearly hear every sound coming from the barbers....I listened for about a minute and didn't hear anything remotely interesting at all....however, I realised that if I could hear them so clearly, they could also hear me.....so for some reason, I felt compelled to announce "she's a big one...didn't half put up a fucking struggle, she's not gonna fit is she??, I'll have to chop her stubby fucking arms off too, we'll have to move her tonight"...the barbers shop then fell completely silent!....this was not long after I moved in...I've now been here over 2 years now and I've not once been able to engage the barber in conversation, or even get eye contact with the little fella?!?!....ignorant cock.
(Fri 11th Jun 2004, 11:47, More)
I'm nice really
my cellar not only goes under my house but stretches under the barbers shop next door too. I noticed one day that from the cellar you can clearly hear every sound coming from the barbers....I listened for about a minute and didn't hear anything remotely interesting at all....however, I realised that if I could hear them so clearly, they could also hear me.....so for some reason, I felt compelled to announce "she's a big one...didn't half put up a fucking struggle, she's not gonna fit is she??, I'll have to chop her stubby fucking arms off too, we'll have to move her tonight"...the barbers shop then fell completely silent!....this was not long after I moved in...I've now been here over 2 years now and I've not once been able to engage the barber in conversation, or even get eye contact with the little fella?!?!....ignorant cock.
(Fri 11th Jun 2004, 11:47, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
fruity cab drivers secret stash
I got in a taxi once and the seats were rotting and the driver stunk like a bottom.
What was funny though, was that there was a stash of gay porn in the pouch on the back of his seat....someone had obviously put it there for a laugh....at least thats what i assumed had occured...I didn't want to ask!
(Thu 27th May 2004, 16:28, More)
fruity cab drivers secret stash
I got in a taxi once and the seats were rotting and the driver stunk like a bottom.
What was funny though, was that there was a stash of gay porn in the pouch on the back of his seat....someone had obviously put it there for a laugh....at least thats what i assumed had occured...I didn't want to ask!
(Thu 27th May 2004, 16:28, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
super fan
I stood listening to a confused and angry old lady in the street once upon a time (a couple of years ago), she was talking loudly to herself about the 'beekulz' (the beatles)....a few people had either stopped or were walking pretty slowly past her by this point.....she then flipped a little more as two young ladies walked by grinning and shouted "ooh ooh the beekulz avn't split up cuntzz"...?????
I have length that I'm proud of sir.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:13, More)
super fan
I stood listening to a confused and angry old lady in the street once upon a time (a couple of years ago), she was talking loudly to herself about the 'beekulz' (the beatles)....a few people had either stopped or were walking pretty slowly past her by this point.....she then flipped a little more as two young ladies walked by grinning and shouted "ooh ooh the beekulz avn't split up cuntzz"...?????
I have length that I'm proud of sir.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:13, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
nobend
I was in a cab once and the blinking driver wouldn't let me out of the damn cab until i paid. quite a predicament as i didn't want to pay him...we reached a stalemate and then i really started to get scared....so i paid up, got out and all was well....I'm an areshole
(Thu 27th May 2004, 13:59, More)
nobend
I was in a cab once and the blinking driver wouldn't let me out of the damn cab until i paid. quite a predicament as i didn't want to pay him...we reached a stalemate and then i really started to get scared....so i paid up, got out and all was well....I'm an areshole
(Thu 27th May 2004, 13:59, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
leicester park toilets again....
having read sparkehs post it reminded me of a very similar incident.....possibly the very same perpetrator (perp)...a friend of mine was pissing in some park toilets I think nelson mandella park in leicester) and noticed that the man stood next to him at the urinals was infact wanking and staring in his direction....this didn't please him too much....needless to say that on leaving the toilets the suited wanker was set upon by a small group of youths and had his nose broken after challenging them..."is that the best you can do??"....no mate!!
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 14:45, More)
leicester park toilets again....
having read sparkehs post it reminded me of a very similar incident.....possibly the very same perpetrator (perp)...a friend of mine was pissing in some park toilets I think nelson mandella park in leicester) and noticed that the man stood next to him at the urinals was infact wanking and staring in his direction....this didn't please him too much....needless to say that on leaving the toilets the suited wanker was set upon by a small group of youths and had his nose broken after challenging them..."is that the best you can do??"....no mate!!
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 14:45, More)