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» Pure Ignorance

Decorative Pictures
I'd just had my room decorated and I had been to Ikea to buy some picures to hang on the walls. Fairy snuff.
Friend comes over, she's known for being a little ditsy at times, asks "Where did you get those pictures from?"
I replied "Ikea".
Friend: "OH! When did you go there?In the holidays?
I said "Yeh".
Friend: "Was it hot?"
Me: "What do you mean?"

Get this...

Friend says "Well..isn't Ikea a country in the middle east??"

Que laughter and pointing.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 18:40, More)

» Little things that turn you on

You're all freaks
all of you.
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 17:47, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Idlewild's American English
sounds better if it's
'Here's singing a song about an elf'
as does 'with a little help from my friends' by the beatles, when replaced with 'I get by with a little elf from southend'
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 18:00, More)

» Local Nutters

Ho hum
There used to be a guy that walked along the road outside our house carrying fox gloves and muttering to himself.

I always thought he was just into horticulture. I was warned 'not to go out on my bike when he was around'. Presumably for fear of him aggrivating my hayfever or curing my heart problem.

I know they are poisonous if you get an overdose of the toxins, but it would have been a nice image, him chasing me down the road waving a bunchful at me.
(Sun 19th Sep 2004, 12:28, More)