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» World's Sickest Joke
haven't read them all,so sorry if done b4
Bloke and little girl walking thru the woods,
LG;Idon't like it in here its scary,
Bloke; Its alright for you Ive got to walk back on my own!
Woman at doctors with abdominal pains.
Doctor having carried out examination says
"Well mrs Smith may I suggest that on your way home you stop off at the chemist and buy some nappies"
Woman; Why am I pregnant !!??!
Dr; No you've got bowel cancer.
How do you know when you sister is on the rags ?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 10:46, More)
haven't read them all,so sorry if done b4
Bloke and little girl walking thru the woods,
LG;Idon't like it in here its scary,
Bloke; Its alright for you Ive got to walk back on my own!
Woman at doctors with abdominal pains.
Doctor having carried out examination says
"Well mrs Smith may I suggest that on your way home you stop off at the chemist and buy some nappies"
Woman; Why am I pregnant !!??!
Dr; No you've got bowel cancer.
How do you know when you sister is on the rags ?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 10:46, More)
» Old People Talk Bollocks
rude joke !!
I'm at the cash point and I overhear an old bloke, telling another old bloke and his missus a joke, I can only presume it's rude because after the punchline they've all pissed themselves laughing and the old girl has cocked her wrist at him in a sort of oooh !you
naughty bugger you ! sort of way whilst covering her mouth to stifle the obvious mirth. The joke was something to do with "Albert" and "Edna" on a bus and "Edna" says something and "Albert" says (punchline)
"charabang! charabang! owz about that furra back axle?" can anybody shine any light on what might have been so amusing or does anybody know the full version. Ive got a 90 yr old uncle who's fluent in all that pre-war turn of the century shit, but even he can't help me.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 16:49, More)
rude joke !!
I'm at the cash point and I overhear an old bloke, telling another old bloke and his missus a joke, I can only presume it's rude because after the punchline they've all pissed themselves laughing and the old girl has cocked her wrist at him in a sort of oooh !you
naughty bugger you ! sort of way whilst covering her mouth to stifle the obvious mirth. The joke was something to do with "Albert" and "Edna" on a bus and "Edna" says something and "Albert" says (punchline)
"charabang! charabang! owz about that furra back axle?" can anybody shine any light on what might have been so amusing or does anybody know the full version. Ive got a 90 yr old uncle who's fluent in all that pre-war turn of the century shit, but even he can't help me.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 16:49, More)