» Old People Talk Bollocks

Dad Speak
Certificate = Cesstifficut
You are a well behaved Person = Goodly Lad
DVD ROM = Special CD, (an offshoot from CD's being mini discs/records)

The most stupid though

DSL Modem = Hurdy Gurdy,

I have threatened both of my parents with the old folks home, if they dont sort their grasp of english out
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 1:24, More)

» Little things that turn you on

I'm possibly disturbed I dunno
Dungarees, not on your bra burning type of lesbian, but on your average stoner/student sort of person looks really sexy,

Confident girls, I don't like girly girls, I like people who can think for themselves and hold onto a thought for longer than five minutes,

female bass players

and laydees who take it up the wrong un
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 11:32, More)