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My name is WNQ. I'm from across the ocean, living in the nation's capitol, Washington, DC. I, from time to time I make silly/dumb pictures. I'll repost them soon, Promise.

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The Your List is Shit Club Teh B3ta I Hate Dora Club: I'd fuck her dirty little Hispanic brains out
Teh /talk TITS club
The FabFeb Birthday Club


I won this coin from OneofSome:

FallingDownJoe bestowed me with this great honor:

Scoopzilla made this pic of me. :-)
Done by Scoopzilla

And Surfpunk went ahead and...

THIRTY TWO gif'ed my elfdance.. you can click on it to see the full dance!

Special thanks to KillerKitti!

Arkwright made my day with this:

Happytoast Zombified me!:

Folds Five Pixelated Me!!!

Oh well, that's all for now! I hope you have a great day!

Well, Not Quite. ;-)

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Best answers to questions:

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

While out doing military maneuvers, we used to ask disgusting questions to each other for laughs. I decided to join in and ask our new medic the following:

Me: Hey doc, would you rather shag your mom or blow your dad off?
Everybody: (laughing)
Doc: (crying) My moms dead!
Everybody: (total silence)
after a few secs...
Me: So I guess you'd blow your dad then.

Im going to hell.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 18:42, More)

» Secret Santa

I buy those sex card game things...
...wrap them up and stick the in random church Secret Santa programs.
(Fri 22nd Dec 2006, 21:28, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

For long driving trips.
You must play cow..
when you see a cow(s) you yell cow..
you get a point..
when you see a cemetary, you yell "I Stole all your cows!!".. all their cows become yours..
Play until someone gets to a certain number..
then you die :-)

oh yeah a herd of cows only counts a one cow UNLESS they are on the other side of a fence, separate from the rest
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 21:43, More)

» Debt pron

My biggest money fuckup is quite simple.
I once went and spent $15,000 on Basketball Season Tix, thinking that I could move them fairly quickly.. What a shock when they were the 2nd losingest team that year... I think I sold 1 pair of tix... Fact.
(Wed 29th Nov 2006, 15:54, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

Burger King Tirade
In 98, I went to see a friend for labor day weekend. Apparantly, I got rip-roaring drunk, stripped down to the buff, and walked 4 blocks to a burger king. (Of which I don't remember). On the plus side, I woke up with a french fry in my mouth, and my friend's japanese roommate covered me up with a sheet. Oh yeah, and a number was scrawled on my arm.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 7:54, More)
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