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» Running away
When I was 4...
...I ran away from home while no-one was looking, to visit my grandparents. The flaw in my plan was that my grandparents lived about 100km away.
I was found about two roads away from my house by two well-meaning ladies. Having forgotten my initial plan for the time being, I demanded to go to the playground.
One of them took me into her own house for the next hour until I told her where I lived.
My father now points out the two women, their cars, their houses, etc. every bloody time we drive past. Ten years on.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 14:18, More)
When I was 4...
...I ran away from home while no-one was looking, to visit my grandparents. The flaw in my plan was that my grandparents lived about 100km away.
I was found about two roads away from my house by two well-meaning ladies. Having forgotten my initial plan for the time being, I demanded to go to the playground.
One of them took me into her own house for the next hour until I told her where I lived.
My father now points out the two women, their cars, their houses, etc. every bloody time we drive past. Ten years on.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 14:18, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
RE Teacher
There's an RE teacher at our school who is terrified of Dime Bars, because of her own pretentiousness.
You see, a few years ago a friend of a friend was rummaging in his bag for something, and laid a Dime Bar on the table. Teacher, under the impression that he is going to eat it in the lesson, steals the chocolate and thinks "Hey! I should punish him by eating this in big mouthfuls too big to swallow! That'll show him..."
She now owes her life to the Heinrich Maneuver, and a popular prank is shouting "DIME BARS!" in her lesson.
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 14:52, More)
RE Teacher
There's an RE teacher at our school who is terrified of Dime Bars, because of her own pretentiousness.
You see, a few years ago a friend of a friend was rummaging in his bag for something, and laid a Dime Bar on the table. Teacher, under the impression that he is going to eat it in the lesson, steals the chocolate and thinks "Hey! I should punish him by eating this in big mouthfuls too big to swallow! That'll show him..."
She now owes her life to the Heinrich Maneuver, and a popular prank is shouting "DIME BARS!" in her lesson.
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 14:52, More)
» Best Comebacks
Hurrah for wit!
In one Science lesson, our teacher asked some of us to get into a line, so he could demonstrate starch going through the digestive system. He could have just eaten a potato and then cut himself open, but, whatever. anyway, I was one of the people up there. We were in a line, side by side. One person, who doesn't like me (so I shall call him Conko), was sandwiched between me and a person he likes (who I shall call Higgins). To put it in diagram form:
guy - guy - Higgins - Conko - Me - guy - guy
We were asked to link hands. Conko replied rather loudly (as is his style) "I'm not 'olding 'ands wif 'im!" referring to me. I muttered, just so only he could hear, "But you'd readily hold hands with Higgins, right?" The best he could retort was to splutter "WHAT?" to which I casually said "Nothing." I got away with it!
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:51, More)
Hurrah for wit!
In one Science lesson, our teacher asked some of us to get into a line, so he could demonstrate starch going through the digestive system. He could have just eaten a potato and then cut himself open, but, whatever. anyway, I was one of the people up there. We were in a line, side by side. One person, who doesn't like me (so I shall call him Conko), was sandwiched between me and a person he likes (who I shall call Higgins). To put it in diagram form:
guy - guy - Higgins - Conko - Me - guy - guy
We were asked to link hands. Conko replied rather loudly (as is his style) "I'm not 'olding 'ands wif 'im!" referring to me. I muttered, just so only he could hear, "But you'd readily hold hands with Higgins, right?" The best he could retort was to splutter "WHAT?" to which I casually said "Nothing." I got away with it!
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:51, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
Bad Story
This pales in comparision to the other stories I've read. But what the hell.
A few days ago, I had the mother of all colds. I felt like crap, I couldn't get home due to my school's inability to keep a medical room open for longer than two weeks, and I had just used my whole tissue supply in an hour.
How could my maths teacher help? Easy. Just give me a feckload of trigonometry to do, refuse to give anyone a calculator, and call me a "Pavlov dog" when I sit up at the end of the lesson. Do you know what the urge to kill feels like?
(Sat 18th Jun 2005, 14:04, More)
Bad Story
This pales in comparision to the other stories I've read. But what the hell.
A few days ago, I had the mother of all colds. I felt like crap, I couldn't get home due to my school's inability to keep a medical room open for longer than two weeks, and I had just used my whole tissue supply in an hour.
How could my maths teacher help? Easy. Just give me a feckload of trigonometry to do, refuse to give anyone a calculator, and call me a "Pavlov dog" when I sit up at the end of the lesson. Do you know what the urge to kill feels like?
(Sat 18th Jun 2005, 14:04, More)
» Panic Buying
A story of soon-to-be woe
For Christmas, I've bought my mother the book of the television show "Grumpy Old Women." In retrospect, I realise this probably wasn't the best idea I've ever had.
(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 17:42, More)
A story of soon-to-be woe
For Christmas, I've bought my mother the book of the television show "Grumpy Old Women." In retrospect, I realise this probably wasn't the best idea I've ever had.
(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 17:42, More)