» The last thing that made me cry

In bed
crying with happiness looking at my beautiful girlfriend asleep like a baby in my arms. I've got a tear in my eye now just thinking bout it! wow i'm such a soppy git!
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 19:23, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

the nice arse game
made up while walking around town in my dinner break with my mate Craig.

it did start out with an insanely high points based system with multiplier bonuses. I.E.

nice arse = 500,000 points
2 nice arses = 1,000,000 + 200,000 = 1,200,000
3 nice arses = 1,500,000 + 300,000 = 1,800,000
and so on.

you were deducted points and combo nullified if the nice arse has fat arse mates.

there where bonuses up for grabs too. I.E.

M.I.L.F bonus (i don't need to explain this do i?) - extra 1 million points.

Mirror spotting (I.E. you spot the nice arse in a mirror, also applies for shop windows) - double points

Was a rather fun game, but we've stopped playing at religously as we both realised it was a bit sad. It's fun to bring up the point system every so often to confuse the girls so they don't realise we are talking about them.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 18:59, More)

» Picky Eaters

Tomatoes
You could say I was a picky eater being Vegetarian. Like I won't eat anything thats been prepared with meat, or if, say an oven tray had a pizza with meat cooked on it, I simply couldn't cook a vegetarian pizza on it straight after, I would need to wash the tray straight after even if no meat touched the tray. Not such a big deal.

I'm really picky about tomatoes. Only raw ones though, cannot stand em. Cooked they're lovely though! It's the fleshy bits that make me retch, when little I used to get tomato quarters in the salad and just suck the juice n seeds out, yummy! But if there was slice of tomato hidden in a sandwich I would retch and have to spit it out. Bleurgh. Love cooked plum tomatoes with fry ups though.

Another thing, egg whites on fried eggs, disgusting. The thought of people having fried eggs on sandwiches just makes me retch, yuck. Don't mind egg mayo sandwiches though, and I love boiled eggs when they're still warm. Don't like poached eggs either!
(Sat 3rd Mar 2007, 17:15, More)

» Singing the wrong words

The Jam
Eating Trifles
Eating Trifles

i'm sure you know what song it is...
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 17:24, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Tofu is soybean curd btw.
Hot cross buns are the most horrible things ever made by man, they taste like spicy sugar coated cow pat. retch. vomit.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 14:38, More)