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Yoo way?
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» Stupid Tourists
ARF!
An idiotic American man, woman, or couple asked for directions or mentioned an English place name, and mispronounced it!
He/she/they moronically thought that the "gh" in the word in question was pronounced like "f", or was silent, or pronounced the "cester" like 'ces-ter,' exactly how it's spelled! Fucking moron(s)! It was hilarious!
I laughed until I had a coughing fit.
Er, I lowed until I had a cowing fit. In sluff.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 11:04, More)
ARF!
An idiotic American man, woman, or couple asked for directions or mentioned an English place name, and mispronounced it!
He/she/they moronically thought that the "gh" in the word in question was pronounced like "f", or was silent, or pronounced the "cester" like 'ces-ter,' exactly how it's spelled! Fucking moron(s)! It was hilarious!
I laughed until I had a coughing fit.
Er, I lowed until I had a cowing fit. In sluff.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 11:04, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
God almighty
Q: Who's smoked more poles than your mum?
A: Himmler.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 11:20, More)
God almighty
Q: Who's smoked more poles than your mum?
A: Himmler.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 11:20, More)
» Teenage Poetry
doggerel in iambic tetrameter?
"The Ballad of Frog Scat Artichoke"
I as a fun funamulist,
in follow Susan roquefort piss.
For plethora retarded gay,
Celine Dion jurassic pay.
Immaculate regurgitate,
and flyer steeple simple date,
for all of n in one to ten,
Maurice, Maurice, Maurice, again.
Stochastic phlegm of fiddle went,
correct in typecast children lent.
Geronimo if forecast slay,
a god, terrific sponge, hooray!
And now a dirge in spanking hole,
fluorescent man in house of vole.
To wit, a speaking laughing train,
O poet, poet, now refrain.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 23:00, More)
doggerel in iambic tetrameter?
"The Ballad of Frog Scat Artichoke"
I as a fun funamulist,
in follow Susan roquefort piss.
For plethora retarded gay,
Celine Dion jurassic pay.
Immaculate regurgitate,
and flyer steeple simple date,
for all of n in one to ten,
Maurice, Maurice, Maurice, again.
Stochastic phlegm of fiddle went,
correct in typecast children lent.
Geronimo if forecast slay,
a god, terrific sponge, hooray!
And now a dirge in spanking hole,
fluorescent man in house of vole.
To wit, a speaking laughing train,
O poet, poet, now refrain.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 23:00, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
what's worse than Seeing people using joke formats to make complaints about seeing the same complaint of seeing the same jokes over and over over and over?
Your mum.
With whom I had sex, by the way.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 11:22, More)
what's worse than Seeing people using joke formats to make complaints about seeing the same complaint of seeing the same jokes over and over over and over?
Your mum.
With whom I had sex, by the way.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 11:22, More)
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