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» You're a moviestar baby

Team America : World Police
My beloved and I went to Paris last January for my 40th birthday. She spent a lot of the time photographing Parisian buildings for a commission she'd had from Paramount Pictures. They had told her it was for the backdrop to a 'marionette film'. I tagged along with her and just for fun posed unobtrusively in many of her photos. (aside - it is amazing how if you set your camera equipment up in front of any old building how many tourists themselves start taking snaps of the building. They must assume it is famous or something). Anyway, we found out last month that the 'marionette film' was in fact 'Team America: World Police' by the South Park people, which is doing well at the box-office in the US at the moment. We've only seen clips, but sure enough, you can make out me (very small) standing by the photographed buildings in the background.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 10:14, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A few I can remember being told
Q:How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it is from.

Q:What's the difference between sand and menstrual fluid?
A:You can't strain sand through your teeth.

I heard Pul McCartney gave his wife Heather Mills a plane for Christmas.
But she'll still have to use Immac on her other leg.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:40, More)