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(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 22:56, More)

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» Scars with history

2 year old + temper + stairs + radiator


Well the story goes that I was upstairs in my room demanding sweets and my mum says no. This made me go extremly red and stampy, this was amplified by my early age chubbyness and blond hair , which had now changed.

So I stomp all the way to the landing and then attempt to stamp down the stairs. I suddenly lost my footing and continued to roll down the stairs like a rag doll. Father and sister were down stairs on the sofa watching TV when they suddenly saw a chubby, red faced, bondle haired boulder coming down the stairs.

Then, BOING!

I had just bounced back up 3 stairs after hitting the radiator and I left a massive dent in it.

Then i just sat there staring. My mind was just contemplating the fact that i had hit something. Parents rush over, i see the blood and i start crying my eyes out.

It left a 2" scar in the back of my head and a lesson that i should be less of a moody cunt so often
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 16:25, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

It wasnt really me that did this..
it was a friend

Just after we had finished gym one morning my good friend *lets call him bob* needed a piss really badly

So as soon as the bell rang he legged it to the toilets and answered natures call. when he was done he tucked it all back in and zipped up

the thing was his jonny had fallen back out again as he zipped up. Then the hall was filled with echos of "ARGH FUCKING SHITEING CHRIST!!!" being in secondary school everyone went over to investigate. The poor sod had zipped it all the way up and there was bodily fluids everywere so in stepped our english teacher and yanked the zip back down. resulting in more screams.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 18:29, More)

» I just don't get it

I dont get people crying over the pope, and saying how much of a nice man he was. You never knew him! He could of been a right grumpy bastard.
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 20:10, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Dolly Parton's "9 to 5"
always reminds me of fucking about on office chairs
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 20:09, More)

» Useless Information

Micheal Caine
Michael Caine has never actually said " Hello, my name is Micheal Caine. Not a lot of people know that "
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 21:52, More)
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