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» Booze Related Disasters

I once went out drinking in Edinburgh....
left the club to move on, but in my wisdom* decided to nip up a back street for a quick jimmy riddle... As most men do, I was calmly farting away when I followed through!!

Never has such panic engulfed me. All my mates were waiting for me... so I legged it up the alley and hid until they had gone. Explaining this to my mates the next day was not amusing... well for me anyway....


*NOTE: to use wisdom, you must first have some!!!
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 11:21, More)