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» I just don't get it

I've never understood......
...which eye I should look at when talking to someone with a lazy eye. How do I pick which one is looking at me and which one is looking at the chair in the corner?

...how to do the crossing the road run without looking like a bit of a gayer.

...why, when meeting relatives you haven't seen for years, their first comment is 'My, haven't you grown?' What were they expecting?
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 11:23, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

1 good......1 horrific
Dashboard Confessional - Age Six Racer: Oh....I feel so Emo and dirty now....but it takes me back to the end of the greatest summer of my life....I'm off to have a good cry before going to buy some threadbare children's size t-shirts with random slogans.

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby: This musical travesty takes me back to uni when leathered slags would howl the chorus in unison after a few too many WKD's, making the walls of our halls vibrate and windows shatter. There was no escape. I hate DJ Otzi.
(Mon 28th Mar 2005, 23:11, More)

» Useless Information

Cat Facts
Isaac Newton discovered the law of gravity. Boring. But he also invented the catflap. Brilliant!

Egyptian Pharaohs considered cats to be so valuable that they were protected by law.

Cats see 6 times better in the dark than humans.

oh....and a ducks quack doesn't echo.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 17:25, More)